Bullshit pick-up lines I encountered:
"Come live in my heart and pay no rent"
Reply: Siao
"I need some sunscreen because you are burning me up!"
Reply: It doesn't make me any happier
"Hi how u doing?"
Reply: Okok
"I know what caused global warming! You!"
Reply: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'll get killed or locked up by then
"hmm knock knock..."
Reply: Nobody's home
"Can I drop an application to be your lover?"
Reply: No
"So Im here. What are your other two wishes?"
Reply: Sorry wrong wish
"You look so sweet. Can i have a sample?"
Reply: I cannot be duplicated.
"Im going for showhand. How about you? Dare to game on? I'll be waiting"
Reply: You think too much
"Hi there's a story behind every face. Can you share yours with me?"
Reply: What story?
"If i tie a string around your feet, will you be my balloon?"
Reply: . . . what's this man?
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